13 April 2015

#2 You and Me

(Josie Sayz: This is the second poem to my ‘Checkmate’ anthology.)

I watch you sit
Across the room,
Wondering if
You'll look up soon.
And when you did,
My cheeks turned red
And I ended up
Looking down instead.
And you'll never know
How I feel,
But that doesn't make
How I feel less real.
The sun comes up,
The clouds depart.
I'd like to wish
This is how we start.
Come on over
I just want you to see,
Close your eyes,
Imagine you and me.
When you smile
Alone with me,
It makes me feel
That we can be.
Your touch gives me
Butterflies.
A feeling that
I just can't hide.
But I can't let you know
Just how I feel.
I don't want to lose
A friendship so real.
The sun comes up,
The clouds depart.
I'd like to think
This is how we start.
Come on over
I just want you to see,
Close your eyes,
Picture you and me.
This isn't a love song,
It isn't a plea.
I'm not trying to get
You alone with me.
I'm not after a favour
Or to sit on your knee.
I only want you
To notice me.
I'll never tell you
How I feel.
All I know
Is that it is real.
The sun comes up,
The clouds depart.
I'd kind of wish
This is how we start.
Come on over
I just want you to see,
Close your eyes,
This is you and me.
- Josie -

08 April 2015

#1 How's Josie?


(Josie Sayz: This is the first of an anthology of 12 poems that I’m coming up with called 'Checkmate'. It’s pretty silly. It’s just something that I randomly came up with.)

You throw a smile in my direction,
Just to get my attention.
But when I ask if you're okay,
You just shrug and walk away.
I can't guess what's on your mind,
If you never drop a line.
Why must you be so confusing?
Because in this game of love I think I'm losing.
Try Hard. Restart.
Ever gonna play your part?
Stand back and watch me go…
He's into 'Ben 10', hang ten,
Oh no, here we go again.
While I think we're getting closer,
Life becomes a roller coaster
Here we go, wanna know,
Never mind I've gotta go.
But it always bothers me
That you never, ever ask:
“How's Josie?”
You make me feel like we have something,
But when we're alone your mind reads, “NOTHING.”
I can't wait another day,
Won't you just ask me to stay?
And you're driving me insane.
Just stop playing all these games.
Sometimes I haven't got a clue.
You stay bottled up, while I feel see-through.
Try Hard. Restart.
Ever gonna play your part?
Stand back and watch me go…
He's into 'Ben 10', hang ten,
Oh no, here we go again.
While I think we're getting closer,
Life becomes a roller coaster.
Here we go, wanna know,
Never mind I've gotta go.
But it always bothers me
How you never, ever ask:
“How's Josie?”
You never mention me at all,
Hanging with your friends at the mall.
My brother says you might be gay,
If you are, well that's okay.
Maybe we could make amends.
You know we can still be friends.
But you know it would be soothing,
To have you ask, “How're you doing?”
Try Hard. Restart.
Never gonna play your part?
Stand back and watch me go…
He's into 'Ben 10', hang ten,
Oh no, here we go again.
While I think we're getting closer,
Life becomes a roller coaster.
Here we go, wanna know,
Never mind I've gotta go.
But it always bothers me
That you never, ever ask:
“How's Josie?”
- Josie -

01 April 2015

Security vs Privacy Intrusion


(Josie Sayz: Update: This was just me trying to do a serious news story as an April Fool's joke. No harm intended. Please stop spying on me Russia.)

Okay, so there’s this huge debate at where I work and I just had to write about it in hopes of getting some sort of response of some kind from someone.
          So, I have a part-time job at a local supermarket in the ‘Home Delivery/Grocery Collection’ department and recently there has been an increase in the amount of customers’ payments that have been declined. Perhaps people have just overspent on their credit cards? Maybe they don’t have as much money in the bank as they thought? Well those were our thoughts to begin with until a few days ago.
          The store where I work recently found out that banks and credit card companies now have more power to watch over your spending than we (and possibly many others) had actually realise. Most of you are probably aware that some banks and credit card companies have an anti-fraud policy, whereby if you use your card to purchase a rather extravagant purchase (usually anything over £1,000 in one transaction) then your card company becomes suspicious and assumes that your card is being used in fraud and refuses the payment to go through, unless you contact the bank/credit company that you are with to confirm the payment. Sometimes you may even find that if you purchase something for a company for the first time (and don’t use ‘PayPal’) that your card company either refuses your payment or requires you to confirm your security question’s password or something of the sort.
          Well now banks and card companies can go one step further; they are employing people to track your every move. Every single item purchased and every single location that you have ever used your card in is now being monitored. “This is good,” you may be thinking. “Now I have total faith in my [insert bank/credit card company here].” But there is more to it than you may realise. Way more.
          Alright, imagine you’re a 21 year old guy. You usually spend your money on rent, bills, groceries for one, nights out drinking with the guys, perhaps a lottery ticket here and there, gym membership, maybe a trip to the cinema, petrol, car insurance… but wait. It’s your little cousin’s birthday next week and she really wants that new princess DVD. You see it in the shop and make your way to the till. Okay, so you may feel a little embarrassed that you’re about to purchase a princess film, but what-the-hey, it’s for your cousin – surly the cashier will understand. But then, as you pop your card into the machine and enter your pin: your card has been declined. “How?” you scream. This is even more embarrassing than buying the princess DVD. You have the money in your account. You know you do. So why was your card declined? Simple. After being monitored so closely by your bank/credit card company, they don’t see a princess DVD as your regular purchase. Worried that your card was used in fraud, they decline it.
          Okay, let’s try another. Have you never purchased meat because you’re a vegetarian? Well next time you go to the supermarket and purchase a meat product (maybe it’s for your elderly neighbour who couldn’t make it to the shops this week) you are likely to find that your bank/credit card company won’t accept the payment – even if the purchase only costs 99p. Why? Because you don’t usually purchase meat products, so your bank/credit card company assumes that the payment is fraud.
          Maybe you’re on a tight budget and usually buy a supermarket’s-own value version of branded products, but then one day you decide to treat yourself. Instead of the plain, bitter, supermarket’s-own bar of chocolate, you’re going to buy the nice, big bar of ‘Cadbury’s Dairy Milk’. But when you get to the counter… your card is declined.
          The idea of bank and credit card companies watching over people so intricately may appear, to some, to be the security blanket that they’ve always dreamt of. Not having to worry if anything happens to their card, because their company will notices if the thief even buys a stick of chewing gum or a bar of chocolate that is different from their own regular purchases.
          Or is it a privacy intrusion? Is it really safety gone mad? Do we really need or want people sticking their noses that close into our private lives. So much so that they know where we buy our groceries and at what time, whether we purchase supermarket-value meals or more expansive branded items, whether we eat healthily or like to snack on sweets, where we purchase our clothes, whether we’re a size zero or sixteen, that you always buy a cappuccino because you find all other coffee tastes too strong, that you have an allergy to your neighbour’s cat so are forever buying tissues…
          Do we really need  bank and credit card companies spying on every single penny that we spend to really ensure that our money is safe? Do we feel comfortable in knowing that this is going on? Or is this really a huge invasion on everyone’s privacy and should it be stopped? I’ll leave it for you to decide.
- Josie -

09 December 2014

The Christmas Crush


(Josie Sayz: I know that I haven't exactly written anything for a while, I’ve been busy. Anyway, here is a flash fiction piece that came to me whilst at my work’s Christmas party. I know it’s not brilliant and I hate writing in first person, but I gave it a shot. I have proof read it, but I know that I probably haven’t found all of the mistakes yet.)

The Christmas Crush

I took a deep breath. Lowering my head, I stepped inside. I looped my thumb around my bag and stuck close behind the girls. A blinding light shone at us as we hovered in the doorway. Eyes spun in our direction. They were watching us. They all were. Throwing a hand in front of my eyes, I ducked behind Chloe. She flicked her peroxide hair over her shoulder, wafting it in my face. I shuddered, as they began muttering to themselves. “That one’s too close to the boss,” hissed Alicia, jabbing her thumb at the table closest to us. She jabbed her elbow in in Chloe’s side and pointed at a table on the face side of the room.
“That’s too far from the hotty table,” Melissa whined. I rolled my eyes. It didn’t matter where we sat, so longs as we did it quickly. People were still staring at us.
Looking down at my outfit, I tugged at the hem of my dress. I’d only walked across the car park and it had already ridden up. I was so not used to dressing up. My stomach spiralled as I caught a girl nudge her friend before laughing. I threw a hand across my stomach and wandered over to Melissa’s side, while she chose our table. Both Richard and Andie from our department wolf-whistled as Alicia, Melissa and Chloe brushed past them. “Hi boys!” they sang out, waving as they walked by. Dave winked at Chloe as she smiled at him. I forced a smile at the table, dropping my eyes to the floor as I followed the girls.
Crossing the room, they chose a spot a little too close to the DJ for my liking, but we were far enough away from everyone else – and the bar, so that was fine by me. The tables were huge though. Sliding into a seat I stared that the empty spaces. There were only four of us. Vacant seats lined both sides of the table. That meant only one thing. Company. I held my breath and stared down at the tablecloth.
As the girls dove into their handbags searching for their mirrors and makeup, I shuffled lower into my seat, placing my bag on my lap. “Want a drink, Honey?” asked Alicia after pouting into her mirror. I shook my head.
“No thanks,” I told her. “I’m fine.”
“Awww, come on,” she huffed. “I’ll get the first round – my treat.” I shrugged at her.
“I’m fine,” I mumbled. “Really.” She turned to Chloe and Melissa. The three of them muttered something before bursting into giggles.
“Mind our bags, Love?” Melissa called over her shoulder as she, Alicia and Chloe skipped off to the bar.
My heart crashed against my ribcage as the music blasted around me. Folding my arms I sunk deeper into my seat as I stared out at the dance floor. No one was dancing yet. They were all too busy buying drinks and comparing dresses. I guess you’d have to be drunk to want to dance looking like that. A group of girls tottered past in their sky-high stilettoes and skimpy, skin-tight dresses, slopping their drinks everywhere. None of them could walk and that was before they had a drink.
I glanced back at the door. One of the older secretary ladies, Judith, was standing at the door gossiping with Beverly from the canteen. This sort of party really didn’t seem like their thing to me. Then again, it wasn’t mine either.
To the right of the doorway on the big central table sat the bosses. All the men dressed up in tuxes and the women in flashy sequin dresses, showing far too much flesh. You wouldn’t believe they were in charge of the company looking at them now.
Seeing Alicia, Chloe and Melissa returning with drinks I sat up, forcing a smile at them. “Lemonade, Honey,” Chloe smiled as she placed a glass in front of me.
“Don’t look so worried, Love,” laughed Melissa, sitting down opposite me. “It’s just lemonade. We didn’t spike it.” As they began to chuckle, a nervous laugh escaped me.
The room grew dark. Red, green and blue lights began to flash around the room. The DJ increased the volume of the music. I gave a groan. “Having fun, Hun’?” asked Chloe, nudging me. Squirming away, I forced a smile, managing no more than a, ‘um hmm,’ in reply. The girls threw back their drinks, downing them in an instant. I stared.
“Anyone for seconds?” asked Alicia as she slammed her glass back down on the table. Chloe told her to calm down.
“Not too fast, Ali’,” she warned. “We promised her a quite night.” Quiet? They call sitting at a table in the middle of work’s Christmas party, in a room full of people, with a DJ blasting music that no one has heard for decades quiet. I rubbed a hand across the back of my neck.
I knew they were a loud lot. Alicia and Melissa would take it in turns sitting on the edge of the guys’ table, asking them how to work various parts of the computers whilst twiddling the ends of their hair around their fingers. Chloe would join in on occasions too, only to get wolf-whistled by the guys for her revealing blouse. So if I knew what they were like, why did I say, “Yes?”
I don’t know how I let them talk me into going. They’d been pestering me for weeks. “Come on, Hun’,” Chloe had sighed.
“You’ve gotta get out sometime, ya know,” Melissa added with a wink.
“It’ll be fun,” Alicia insisted. They had repeated this conversation every lunchtime since the end of November. Every single day the girls pestered me and my answer was always the same: “No.” So why I changed my mind at the last minute, I’ll never know.
There was a loud shout from the far corner. Glasses clanked against tables. Curling my hair from my face, I turned to watch. Dave, Andie, Richard and various guys from the office were all shouting at Adam. “No fair!” one bellowed.
“You cheat!” cried another. Smiling, Adam shrugged at them with a full pint glass in his hand. The others had all appeared to have finished their glass and with half of it down their fronts. Adam must have sensed me and the girls watching him, for he turned towards our table and smiled. I shot my eyes back down to the table, feeling my cheeks tingle. Chloe gasped.
“He was smiling at you,” she said nudging me.
“No he wasn’t,” I muttered.
“Yes he was,” the others agreed.
“He was totally checking you out,” Melissa added winking at me.
“Was not,” I protested. “He smiled at all of us.”
“You, Missy, need to learn to take a compliment,” Chloe said, poking me on the arm. “If a bloke thinks you’re gorgeous, Honey, you should go for it.”
Letting them go back to their girlish giggling, I groaned. Delving into my bag I pulled out my phone. I needed something to take my mind off the burning in my cheeks. Barely half an hour had passed by. I sighed. My phone had no signal – but they didn’t need to know that.
As the girls gossiped, I rolled my eyes. Frustrated with their constant giggling and squealing, I ventured my anger out in text messages that I would never send. Not one of them noticed me. I had made an effort. I really had. After deciding to go, I picked out a really nice outfit and spent longer than normal on my hair and even did my makeup. At the office they were always moaning at me for not taking much care in how I dressed, but when I actually tried, no one noticed. It’s not like I craved attention. I just wanted to be noticed for putting in a little effort is all. Not Alicia. Not Melissa. Not Chloe. But me! Was that so bad? Alicia, Chloe and Melissa always get noticed by everyone. All Melissa has to do is walk into the office with different coloured nail varnish and everyone acts as though they want to be her best friend. I wasn’t after claws of attention. Just a, “Have you done something different with your hair?” or, “Nice dress,” would have done. Okay, I’d have blushed, but at least someone would have noticed me.
Whilst I was on my phone, Alicia, Chloe and Melissa had already got and drank another round of drinks. “Would ya mind our stuff, Hun’?” asked Chloe as the three of them left for the toilet. Putting my phone back in my bag, I agreed. Watching them leave, I sat up straight and stared down at the drink in front of me. I hadn’t touched it. Not a drop. Now there was another beside it. Nudging them away from me, I gazed down at the confetti on the table. Trees and reindeer were scattered amongst the napkins and bowls of mints.
“Mind if we join you?” came a voice. I flinched, looking up. It was Adam with Andie.
I felt myself blushing, as I managed to squeak, “Sure.”
“So where is everyone?” he asked as he took a seat at the far end of the table.
“Toilet,” I replied.
“At the same time – that must have taken some skill,” he said. I giggled at him.
“Say, have you seen Richard? He said he’d meet us here.” I shook my head before taking my phone back out of my bag again.
As the girls returned, Chloe gave me a big grin before whispering in my ear, “I knew he’d show his face if we left you on your own.” I felt myself blushing again as I shook my head.
“He was looking for Richard,” I told her.
“Uh hum,” she replied with a grin. “He was with him when we left.”
The music boomed louder. The piles of empty glasses grew greater. Alicia, Chloe and Melissa seemed to find any excuse to flutter their eyelashes at the guys as they joined our table. The group broke into constant laughter, regardless of whether what was said was funny or not. Slouching down in my chair I folded my arms. People were actually drunk enough to dance now. Beth and Derick from the third floor office were circling each other, whilst two of the managers decided to tango down the dance floor. I got my phone back out to check the time. Over an hour had passed since Adam and the guys had joined our table. The girls’ giggles and squeals had grown even louder and Adam wasn’t even among them anymore.
I gazed across the table at the empty seat between Andie and Richard and sighed. Hooking my bag over my arm, I stood up. “You okay?” asked Chloe.
“I’m going home,” I said as she pouted at me. “I’ve got a headache,” I told her. “Sorry.”
“D’you want me t’ walk you out?” she asked. Smiling, I shook my head.
“It’s okay,” I told her. “I’ll be fine.”
Pushing the door open, I closed my eyes. Taking in a breath I smiled as the noise from the party grew distant. “You leaving already?” asked a voice. Opening my eyes I spun my head around. My stomach fluttered. It was Adam.
“Err, I…” I stuttered.
“No worries,” he said with a smile, as he shoved his phone in his pocket. “It’s not my sort of thing either. I only showed my face, ‘cause the guys asked me to.”
“Same,” I smiled with a shrug.
“You need a lift home?”
I shook my head. “I’m okay. Really, I’m fine.”
“You look nice by the way,” he added as I turned to leave. Arching my head over my shoulder I smiled at him as I felt myself blush.
- Josie -