10 May 2022

Giants

(Josie Sayz: This is just part of a story, inspired by work. I’m not really interested in writing anymore, right now, so I thought I would post hat I have. Maybe I ill feel like returning to it, one day. My ADD is playing up a lot right now and making me bounce from one thing to another and lose interest in things easily, so I don’t see myself wanting to finish it anytime soon. I have sat down with the intention several times, but nothing comes to fruition.)

 

Fingers tapped on the keys of keyboards, as six people sat around their desks in the centre of their office. Sunlight flickered in through the glass front wall. All heads were focused on their dual screens, as several passers-by gawked at them, from the window. Josie, the red head sat in the corner, closest to the corridor door, shuddered as a child thumped his fist against the window. She flickered a glance to her right, to see her two colleagues, Hannah and Curtis, sat beside her typing away. Opposite her, the three other members of staff, Kelly, Hayley and Luke, also appeared unaffected by the child’s actions. Josie flickered her eyes down and returned to typing. The six worked on in silence for some time, with the rhythmical taping of their keyboard keys and the soft songs of the radio as the room’s only sounds.

Thud. The room vibrated. Thud. The windows rattled in their frames. Thu-thud-thud. A photo frame danced across the shelf. “The giants are awake,” muttered Curtis, the blond man, sat at the end of Josie’s row. Groans were muttered. Thud. Thud. Thud. Hannah’s coffee slopped over the edge of her mug. Growing through gritted teeth, Hannah spun around on her chair and tugged a square of kitchen roll from the tube on the bookcase, behind Josie, and mopped up her coffee puddle. “Sshhh,” hissed Curtis. “They’ll hear you.”

“They can’t hear me,” Hannah scoffed. Bang. Smash! Josie jumped, with a gasp.

“What was that?” gasped Hayley.

“You’ve really done it now Hannah,” Curtis warned.

“What?” Hannah exclaimed. “You’re talking louder than I growled,” she declared.

“They can sense your negativity towards them,” Curtis told her.

“You growled and now one of our plates in the kitchen is broken.”

“Remember what happened to Paulina,” warned Kelly.

“Who’s Paulina?” asked Luke, the newest to the group.

“Exactly,” Curtis grinned, with a nod. “Exactly indeed.”

 

- Josie -

01 May 2022

Richard and the Cats

(Josiesayz: This may seem a little rushed, in places, compared to my usual writing (it is supposed to be like this) and I know it is very silly and the ending is very unrealistic (again, it is supposed to be like this). This is a short story, inspired by a dream I had a while back, where my old boss and I lived together and adopted all of the cats at a rescue shelter. He wasn’t my actual boss. At my old job, during lockdown, my manager was furloughed, and one of the most wonderful people in the whole world was my temporary manager. His name actually is Richard (Richard Morgan) I didn’t want to change it for this story. He really did help me through a lot and is a wonderful human, who deserves nothing but the best in life. I also wrote a poem about him (So Glad That I Met You: https://josiesayz.blogspot.com/2021/06/so-glad-that-i-met-you.html) and I made him a mini felt ukulele when he left (https://josiesayz.blogspot.com/2021/03/felt-ukulele.html). Wherever you may be Richard, I hope that you are happy and healthy – and yes, I followed your advice and got the hell out of there too.)

 

Her breathing grew heavy. Throwing one foot in front of the other, the red-head scrunched up her face, desperate to keep up with the man running in front of her. Ahead, the man appeared to jog on with ease. With a lead in his hand, his dog raced alongside him. As they neared the park entrance, the man’s footsteps slowed. Coming to a halt at the main gate, the man turned around. A smile prodded into his cheek, as he inhaled a deep breath. Watching the female race towards him, he brushed a hand through his dark hair. “Well done,” he beamed, as the woman stopped beside him. “You kept up with us well.”

“Thanks,” she gasped, leaning a hand against the gate.

“Seriously Calli, I’m impressed,” he said with a nod. “You’ve improved so much these past few weeks.”

“I’m trying,” she panted. “I guess taking Brutus for a run around the park every day, during lunch, has helped. Well, he takes me for a run, should I say,” she added, with a chuckle.

“Aww, who’s a good boy,” the man cooed, crouching down to give his chocolate coloured Labrador Retriever a scrub on the back.

As they walked out of the park and made their way over to a nearby apartment block, the red-head hugged a hand to her companion’s elbow. “Rich-ard,” she sang. “Have you decided yet what you wanna do today?” she asked, as they climbed the stairs inside the building. Brutus tugged on his lead, racing ahead of them.

“I was thinking of going for a walk around the Malvern Hills today, what d’ya say?” asked Richard.

“You do know every weekend doesn’t have to be a work out, right?” Calli said, with a nervous laugh, loosening her grip around Richard’s elbow.

“But I thought you liked going for walks,” replied Richard, with a pout.

“I do,” Calli told him in a small voice, as Richard fished their door key out of his pocket. “I guess I should have know that moving in with your boyfriend, who has a degree in sport science, means that every moment that I’m not sat at my desk, working, in our living room, I have to be working out.” Her brow furrowed, as a nervous laugh escaped her.

“We don’t have to,” muttered Richard, opening the door. His shoulders drooped. “We can stay in if you’d rather,” he added, as he unclipped Brutus’ collar from his lead. With an excited bark, Brutus raced inside the apartment. “I just thought it might be nice, is all.” Richard shrugged. “It’s the first dry sunny Saturday in a while and I wouldn’t be asking you to go hiking with me in a storm again,” he said with a weak smile and a nervous laugh. Calli beamed back as him, as she closed the door behind them. “Look, it’s not a workout this time, I promise. Just a couple on a casual walk with their pet dog.” Richard rubbed a hand up Calli’s arm, as he stood in front of her. “You can tell me all about that story you’re working on and we can plan that holiday we were talking about.” Prodding the right corner of her mouth into her cheek, Calli rolled her eyes. “You can use the water bottle with the bumble bee on it that I got you,” he added in a singsong tone. “And I’ll drive us there and at any point you want to go home, just say and we will. What d’ya say?”

“Can we stop off and buy snacks?” asked Calli. “You did eat all of my honey and oat granola bars.”

“Of course,” he chuckled, with a nod. “See, I told you you’d like them,” he added, seeing Calli’s eyes light up.

“Deal,” nodded Calli. Wrapping his arms around her, Richard pulled Calli into an embrace. She hummed against him. A warmth fluttered inside her, as Richard kissed the top of her head. Butterflies swirled in her stomach and her cheeks tingled. “I’ll go take a shower and get ready,” she smiled up at him.

 

*

 

Having trudged up to the highest peak, Calli gazed out at the fields, trees and deep green hills that surrounded them. Above, the sky was crystal clear. She hummed, as a smile stretched across her face. “Glad you came now?” asked Richard, hugging his left arm around her waist, from behind.

“Of course,” Calli replied. Tugging at his lead, Brutus grew restless of their stop and wished to continue chasing birds and digging up patches of grass. “Brutus doesn’t give you long to take in the sights, does he?” chuckled Calli.

“Yep, he’s always on the go,” Richard replied, as they began their descent down the other side of the hill. “Takes after me.”

As the three of them made their way down the hill and greeted several people walking in the opposite direction, Brutus sniffed at the walkers’ shoes and barked at a man’s crotch. Richard turned to Calli and asked, “D’you want to take Brutus’ lead for a while?” as the chocolate coloured Labrador Retriever swerved to the left. Calli shrugged.

“I don’t know,” she muttered. “I don’t think Brutus likes me all that much,” she said, as the dog raced back to Richard’s side.

“You two get along great,” Richard enthused. “Especially since you’ve been taking him out on walks at lunch. He loves it.”

“I know, but,” sighed Calli, with a shrug.

“Look, he’s just a little over protective,” Richard told her.

“That and I won’t let him chew the felt ukulele I made for you,” Calli reminded him.

“True,” Richard chuckled. “But you can’t blame him. You’re the third woman he’s had in his life over the past five years. Yes, I know how bad that sounds,” he added with a groan, scratching a hand to the back of his head. “But he’s looking out for me.”

“I know,” muttered Calli.

“And you’re not about to leave me any time soon, are you?” he said with a soft smile. As his deep brown eyes gazed down at her, Calli felt her stomach swirl around in a circumbendibus.

“No,” she laughed. “I’m not about to leave you at the alter for your best friend, nor am I going to leave you for a fellow model at the modelling agency that I’m not apart of,” she said with a chuckle. “After my failed long term relationship, miscarriage and all the mess that’s happened since, you’re the one person that I feel safest around,” she said lacing the fingers of her right hand through his left.  “If it wasn’t for you, I’d have given up trying. So thank you for coming into my life when you did.” Hugging her left arm around Richard’s left bicep, Calli rested her head against his arm and let out a dreamy hum.

“And thank you for saving me too,” he told her, giving her hand a squeeze. Loosening her grip around his arm, Calli smiled up at him. “You were the only one I could talk to when, you know, my life fell apart. Not many people know about that,” he told her softly. “But then the whole lockdown thing happened and I was your boss and I, we couldn’t-”

“We spoke on the phone every day,” beamed Calli. “And even though I couldn’t see you, you helped me in more ways than you could ever know.”

“You helped me too,” Richard grinned back. “Sorry I detoured us,” he added, looking over at Brutus, chasing a butterfly. “I couldn’t tell you how I felt. I was your manager. I-”

“None of that matters now,” Calli reassured him, as she hugged his arm. “We’re together now and that’s all that matters… and all of our chats about fantasy days out can finally come true.”

“Yeah, I can finally take you on that drive to Scotland,” said Richard, with excitement.

“Are you sure driving is a good idea?” giggled Calli. “I thought you said you wanted to try a different whiskey in every pub we pass. You’re not going to be in a fit enough state to drive us anywhere. Nor would you be able to remember the beautiful countryside you’ve been telling me so much about.”

“Fine, how about we go to Scotland for the week and we go to one pub a day and I try one whiskey at each stop off,” Richard decided. “Then I can still take you on a tour of the beautiful Scottish Highlands.”

“Deal,” she told him, with a giggle.

 

*

 

As the sun began its afternoon descent, Calli plonked herself into the passenger seat of Richard’s car. With an excited yelp, Brutus leapt onto the back seat. “Did you have a nice time?” asked Richard, as he clambered into the driver’s seat and slammed his door closed.

“I did,” Calli smiled back. “The Malvern Hills is so pretty.”

“One of the many reasons to enjoy the great outdoors,” he told her, as he turned the key in the ignition. Calli’s beaming grin remained, as Richard began the drive home.

The two sat in silence, as the hills overhead faded, as the roads twisted and turned. Dropping her sight to the wing mirror, Calli watched as the Malvern Hills shrunk in the distance. “I’m so proud of you,” said Richard, with a warm smile, as he placed a hand on Calli’s knee.

“Okay…” Calli murmured, flickering her sight to Richard.

“Me moving you out to Bedworth, away from your family and friends,” he told her, returning his hand to the steering wheel. “You having to work from home to keep your job and start a whole new life with me and Brutus, I know that wasn’t easy for you.” Calli forced a swallow, as a lump formed in her throat. As Richard flickered her a glance, she forced a smile and nodded at him. “So…” he went on. “I was thinking, maybe we could get you a pet of your own. I know Brutus can be a handful at times, so I was thinking a cat might be more your comfort level. You often talk about your ex’s cats, so maybe having your own cat might make you feel a little more at home.”

“Really?” Calli gasped. “Are you sure that’s okay?”

“Yeah, how about let’s go to a cat shelter right now?” suggested Richard, with a big grin.

“Right now?” Calli repeated, with a giggle, as lines creased her forehead. “Are you mad?”

“Maybe,” Richard shrugged. “But a detour home might be a little fun.” Sat beside him, Calli giggled.

As Richard turned into the carpark, of the cat rescue centre, Calli’s stomach spiralled. Inhaling a shaky breath, she lowered her sight to her lap. “Are you sure this is a good idea?” she asked, feeling her throat close up.

“Is what a good idea?” asked Richard, as he pulled into a parking space.

“Us coming here,” Calli muttered. “What if I can’t look after a cat? What if I can’t bond with them? What if Brutus doesn’t like them? What if-” she cried.

“Calli,” Richard sang, with a chuckle. “Breathe.” Flickering her eyes closed, Calli hesitated a slow, deep breath and relaxed her shoulders. “That’s it,” Richard told her, as he placed a hand on her knee. A smile stretched across Calli’s face, as she flickered her eyes open, to see Richard beaming back at her. “We’re just going to look at the cats for a fun, peaceful end to the afternoon. If you find a guy you like, we’ll look into adopting them. If you don’t or you don’t feel up to it yet, no worries. We can come back when you do feel ready.” Placing a hand on Richard’s, Calli stroked a thumb across the back of his hand.

“Thank you,” she whispered, flickering her eyes from his to his smile. Leaning towards her, Richard kissed the tip of her nose. Calli giggled.

“Come on,” he said. “Let’s go take a visit to look for a possible future family member.” Taking Calli by the hand, Richard led her into the cat rescue centre. Pleased of the peace and quiet, Brutus curled up against his blanket, on the backseat in the car, and began to snore.

As Calli crouch down towards a ginger cat, he brushed his tail against her hand and began circling her. “Somebody likes you,” beamed one of the volunteers. “Thomas doesn’t take to people very well, but you seem to have the magic touch.” A purr hummed from Thomas, as he rubbed his head against Calli’s knee.

“See,” said Richard, as he appeared at her side. “I told you you’d make a friend.” A blur of white, black and ginger raced towards them. Calli gasped, flinching. A second cat sat at Calli’s feet, clawing a paw up for her to shake.

“Hello,” said Calli softly, as she placed two fingers under the cat’s paw. “Nice to meet you too.”

“This is Gem. She’s always eager to meet new faces,” said the volunteer.

“How long have these guys been with you?” Richard asked, as he clambered to his feet and walked over to the rescue centre’s volunteer.

“Gem only a couple of weeks. Thomas has been here almost five months now,” she explained. “An inspector brought him over. He was part of a big litter. The owners couldn’t afford to look after him. You’re the first he’s taken to.” Looking over at the lady, Calli smiled, as Thomas fought his ground with Gem for her attention.

Leaping down from a cat bed by the windowsill, a tabby cat with a thick pile of fur wandered towards Calli and the other cats. As Calli stood up, the tabby plonked himself down on her feet. Calli let out a giggle, clasping a hand to her mouth. “Luka,” sighed the lady. “I am so sorry,” she said to Calli. “I don’t know what’s gotten into him. You usually can’t pull him away from the window.”

“No worries,” Calli told her, wobbling, as she attempted to crouch back down and stroke the tabby cat on her feet. “Hello there,” she cooed. “Richard, look what you’ve done,” Calli called over to him, as a fourth cat, jet black, with a white tummy and a little twinkling bell on her collar tottered over to say hello. “How can I possibly pick just one?” she told him. Stroking a thumb to the head of the black cat, Calli let out a sigh. “I love you too,” she told the cat.

“And this little cutie is Tink,” said the volunteer. “She’s only been with us a couple of months.” Wafting her paw at Calli, Tink attempted to climb up the red-head’s arm. “She’s an adventurous little tyke.”

“Richard, now look what you’ve done,” Calli sighed, as Richard crouch down beside her, stroking a hand to Luka, who had since got up and was running circles around them. “I love all of them.”

“Then we’ll take all of them home,” he told her with a firm nod. “They’ll have loads of fun racing around our place. Imagine all the exercise you’ll get looking after them. And they can have full roam of the communal garden. Most of the neighbours are elderly, so they’ll love the company, whilst they sit in the sun.”

“You’re silly,” she giggled. “How can we possibly look after four cats and Brutus?”

“It’ll be fine,” he told her, with a shrug. “They obviously make you happy. You’ll be the master cat looking after-er.”

“I don’t think that’s a thing,” laughed Calli.

“That’s because you’ll be the first person to master it,” he said, giving her arm a squeeze.

 

*

 

A couple of weeks passed by. Sat at her desk, in the corner of the living room, Calli’s fingers hovered over the keys of the computer keyboard, as she gazed outside, watching the rain pour. There was a knock at the door. “I’ve got it,” Richard called, from behind her. Letting out a sigh, Calli returned to writing her story.

Chatter faded in the background, as she heard Richard close the front door. A meow sounded behind her. Calli’s eyes widened. Spinning her chair around, Calli raced into the hallway. “Meow!” cried a tabby cat as he raced towards her.

“Luka!” Calli exclaimed, as he flew into her arms. A jingly bell rang out behind him, as Tink bound towards them. “Hello,” she cooed, stroking the top of Tink’s head. A ginger blur darted past her, as Thomas raced into the living room. Another meow cried out, as Gem, the tortoiseshell cat clawed at Calli’s trouser leg. “Aww,” she beamed, stroking a hand down Gem’s back.

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen you this happy,” Richard chuckled, as he crouched down to stroke Luka. Giggling, Calli beamed at him.

“I can’t believe they’re all ours,” she told him, with disbelief, as she blew Gem a kiss. “We need to go find Thomas,” she told the three cats. Upon hearing his name, the ginger cat, Thomas, raced back into the hallway and leapt into Calli’s arms. “Hello Thomas,” Calli cooed. “This is your new home.”

“It is,” said Richard, hooking an arm around Calli’s back. “And hopefully it’s more of a home for you too,” he told Calli. Lowering his eyelids, Richard leant towards Calli. She flickered her eyes closed, as Richard gave her a soft, gentle kiss.

“Thank you Richard,” Calli whispered, smiling at him.

 

The end

 

- Josie -

25 April 2022

A Pirate Encounter

(Josie Sayz: This is based on a somewhat true event. I never actually spoke to the pirate myself, but I saw him. He just never quite wandered my way as I walked past him.)

 

A clatter of tapping keys echoed around the room. Chatter layered over chatter, as phone calls were answered. The song playing on the radio was lost to the office ambience and the rhythmical vibrating rattle of the gym class, upstairs, running on treadmills. Flickering her sight to the clock, on the wall, a sigh escaped Caitlyn. Only three minutes had passed since she last looked at it. Returning her attention back to her computer monitors, she joined the rest of her colleagues, adding to the clatter of tapping keys.

“Have a nice weekend. Bye now,” Caitlyn heard her colleague on her right, Jade, say before clonking down the phone receiver. “What a chatterbox,” exclaimed Jade. “She wanted to tell me all about her weekend plans. They sounded interesting, to be fair. Wish I was going to Lanzarote.” Jade let out a dreamy sigh. “Say, Kelly, what are you doing this weekend?” Jade asked the lady, typing away opposite her.

“Oh, just the usual,” replied Kelly, with a shrug. “Pete and I are going to theatre tomorrow – we’re only going to see ‘Les Misérables’ again, nothing special. Then we’ve got dinner reservations at that nice Italian restaurant we went to a couple of weeks ago, but I’ve told Pete we can’t spend as much as we usually do. We’re saving up to go to Cyprus in July.”

“Ooow, sounds fabulous,” Jade replied.

Caitlyn rolled her eyes. Shuffling in her seat, she lowered her head. ‘They have this talk every Friday,’ she sighed to herself.

“What about you, Jade?” asked Kelly.

“Now, I really want to go on holiday,” she pouted. “But we’re not going to Ibiza until September.” Jade let out a long, over exaggerated sigh. “I’ve got lunch with my family on Sunday. It’s my mum and dad, my sister and her fella and me and Jay.”

“Is that at your parents’ house?” asked Kelly.

“Gosh no!” exclaimed Jade, wrinkling her nose. “We’re going to that new Parisian place, you know, in the town square, the one with the alfresco dining and the gorgeous violinists. I’m hoping one of them asks to play at our table.”

“Oow, how exciting,” beamed Kelly. “I’ve heard they do that really expensive wine there.”

“I know,” Jade beamed, with side eyes. “I’ve told Jay he’s buying it for me.” The two let out an excited squeal.

Sinking in her seat, Caitlyn rolled her eyes at her colleagues’ chatter. ‘How is this their normal?’ she screamed to herself. ‘How is it that they can have the same conversation every Friday and both be doing something glamorous or expensive every weekend? Even when I had a partner we didn’t do something every weekend… maybe that’s why we broke up?’ She shook her head of her silly thoughts and continued working.

“What about you, Caitlyn?” she heard Kelly ask. Stretching her head around her monitor, Caitlyn gave Kelly a soft smile. “What are you doing this weekend?”

“Oh, don’t embarrass her, Kelly,” Jade said with a snigger. “You know she doesn’t do anything.”

“I was only trying to include her,” Kelly declared, as though the two were conversing about Caitlyn without her being present. “Ignore her,” Kelly told Caitlyn.

“It’s fine,” Caitlyn muttered, with a shrug, flickering her sight back to the clock. ‘Three more minutes have passed,’ she told herself, feeling her cheeks turn a deep scarlet, as her two colleagues stared at her. “Just housework. The usual,” she told them, with a shrug. “It has to be done,” she added, forcing a smile. “You know nothing interesting ever happens to me.”

“You’ll get up to something someday,” Kelly told her with a smile and a nod.

“Yeah, maybe you’ll bump into mister right and he’ll whisk you away on an adventure,” exclaimed Jade. Forcing a big smile, Caitlyn hummed, before flickering her sight back to the clock.

 

*

 

Leaving the office for the weekend, Caitlyn’s shoulders drooped. “Maybe I should do something interesting,” she wondered, as Kelly and Jade’s conversation echoed I her mind. She flickered a glance towards a charity shop and café, as she walked by. Sat outside the café, three ladies with short blonde hair squealed, as their waiter walked back inside. Caitlyn shuddered. ‘No,’ she decided, straightening her posture. ‘I am not doing something because they want me to. If that makes my weekend boring, predictable and the same as always, then so be it.” Looping her thumb through the strap of her satchel, Caitlyn strode towards the pedestrian crossing. Her eyes flickered to the other side of the road as a figure swayed towards the traffic. Caitlyn gasped. A car screeched its brakes. Scratching a hand to his head, the man waddled back away from the road. As Caitlyn’s heart thudded in her ribcage, a frown fixed on her forehead. She stared ahead at the man who seemed oblivious that he had almost stumbled into the road. A long, charcoal justaucorps coat billowed behind him, as his knee-high boots clopped along the pavement. Dreadlocks trailed down his back and a tricorn hat perched in the top of his head. ‘He must be in fancy dress,’ Caitlyn mused, as the man dressed in pirate attire swayed through the car park that stretched from the recently renovated pub to a newly opened Caribbean restaurant. ‘He must have come from one of them,’ she decided, flickering her sight from the pub to the Caribbean restaurant.

Wavering a tankard in his right hand, the pirate strode towards a lady with a pushchair, who upon spotting him, turned her pushchair around and powerwalked in the opposite direction. The pirate’s shoulders drooped. He arched his head over his shoulder and stumbled towards a man, who strode towards him. Taking one look at the pirate, the man threw his hands up, showing the pirate his empty palms, shook his head and sped up his walk to his car.

Caitlyn kept watch on the pirate, as she made her way to the pedestrian crossing. Her frown fixed upon her brow, as she watched several members of the general public race away from the swaying seaman. ‘Surely they know he’s just an actor,’ Caitlyn thought. ‘He looks like he just got off the set of a ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ film.’ As the pirate tottered towards another man, dressed in a suit and swinging a briefcase at his side, he too hastened his pace towards his car.

The pedestrian lights changed from red to green. Crossing over to the same side of the road as the pirate, Caitlyn’s insides began to spiral. She was the only person to cross the road. ‘He’s going to see me,’ she realised. ‘Then I have to talk to someone.’ Caitlyn wrinkled her nose up at the thought. ‘Why couldn’t someone else just talk to him,’ she sighed. ‘Or maybe he’s trying to sell something.’ Rolling her eyes, Caitlyn seeped in a deep breath, as she approached the car park.

“Afternoon me dear,” came the deep voice, as the pirate strode towards her. He swayed, as his left knee gave way. With a wave of his arms, the pirate regained his balance. “Yer wouldn’t be able t’ direct an honest gentleman, like myself, towards a tavern, would you?” he asked, coming to a stop beside her. “Yer see, the rum’s all gone,” he added, wavering his tankard upside down. Pinching her lips in, Caitlyn tried to conceal a giggle.

“Erm, there is a pub right there,” Caitlyn told him, pointing over his shoulder.

“Arh,” beamed the pirate. Caitlyn’s eyes widened, seeing the pirate’s dark, stained teeth.

‘That’s very good attention to detail,’ she mused. ‘Who would go to all that trouble just to promote a restaurant?’ The pirate spun around, wobbling his arms at his sides, to face the direction Caitlyn had pointed, before turning back to face her.

“Would you care t’ jolin me, lass?” he asked.

“Sorry?” Caitlyn muttered, with a puckered brow. ‘I can’t have heard him right, surely,’ she told herself.

“A drink, me lady,” the pirate rephrased. “Would you care to join me for a bottle of rum or two?”

“I’m sorry, but I have to go,” she told him, flickering her sight to her shoes.

“Understandable, understandable lass,” he said, as he swayed. “I’d stay away from me too, if I were you. A pirate’s not the best a company for a respectable lady, such as yourself.” Caitlyn let out a giggle. “Say, yer not a witch, are yer?” he asked, with a gleam in his eye.

“No,” she giggled, shaking her head. “But, didn’t you just come from the Caribbean restaurant? Aren’t you promoting them?”

“Caribbean?” muttered the pirate. “I’m afraid we’re far from the Caribbean, lass. Yer see, we’re on the English mainland, run by his majesty King Charles, so you might want to keep our interaction a secret, if yer know what I mean,” he told her, with a wink.

“Kind Charles?” Caitlyn frowned. “Are you… do you… You can see the cars, right? You know this is the twenty-first century.”

“Cars,” repeated the pirate. “Is that what those fast-moving loud things are?” Shaking her head, Caitlyn let out a chuckle.

“You are funny,” she told him.

Throwing his head over his shoulder, the pirate gazed at the pub. Shuddering out of his thoughts, he shook his empty tankard, before returning his attention back to Caitlyn. “Well, it’s been a pleasure lass,” said the pirate with a bow. Beaming back at him, Caitlyn pinched the edges of her skirt and gave a curtsey. “Say, I didn’t catch your name.”

“It’s Caitlyn,” she squeaked, pressing her shoulder into her cheek.

“Caitlyn,” repeated the pirate. “What a lovely name. Mine’s Jack, by the way. Captain Jack,” he said, with a wink. A nervous laugh escaped Caitlyn, as she curled a hand to her mouth.

“Well, erm, nice meeting you… Captain Jack.”

A smile spread across Caitlyn’s face, as she continued her walk home, watching the pirate totter towards the pub. ‘That was something different,’ she told herself, with a smile.

 

- Josie -