29 July 2024

Office Rules

(Josie Sayz: At my current workplace, we have a few issues with people stealing stationary and not archiving their old matters. Although, I wasn't allowed to send this poem to the office (I would have gotten into a lot of trouble with the Operations Manager, if I had) I found that this poem was quite fun and helpful.)

To keep the office clean and tidy,
There's some things you need to do.
If you follow these instructions,
It will help all of you.

In the communal areas,
Don't remove the stationary.
Return all that you borrow,
Just like in a library.

To keep the office clean and tidy,
Please, clean up as you go.
Cardboard's disposed on level one;
Don't let it overflow.

If you have emptied your cabinet,
Please tell GO or a TA,
Then we can lock it safely,
Which will make Tommi's day.

If we all work together,
We can complete these tasks.
All it takes it teamwork,
Then we won't need to re-ask.

- Josie -