Do You Wanna Scare The Wendy?

(Josie Sayz: I had so much fun writing this. This is the song ‘Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?’ from ‘Frozen’, however instead of being about Elsa and Anna, it’s about Peter Pan and Tinker Bell (I got the idea from the Harley Quinn/Joker parody ‘Do You Wanna Kill the Batman?’). I wrote this for someone who used to be my best friend, who hadn’t been feeling like himself, so it seems fitting… he was my Peter Pan. This is dedicated to him. Like Elsa, Peter Pan has locked himself away in his part of Hangman’s Tree and refuses to come out or speak to anyone. Tinker Bell is worried about him and tries and tries to help him, to get him to come out and play again. She just wants her best friend back.)

*Knocks*
Hello, Peter…
Do you wanna scare the Wendy?
Come on, let’s fly around.
I never see you anymore,
Come out the door.
My smile’s become a frown.

You used to be my best friend,
But now you’re not –
I wish you would tell me why.

Do you wanna scare the Wendy?
Doesn't have to be the Wendy.
(Peter Pan: Go away Tink!)
Okay, bye.

Do you wanna scare the Wendy?
Or play hide ‘n’ seek at Babbling Brook?
I think some company is overdue,
I’ve started talking to
That pirate, Captain Hook.

It’s getting kinda lonely
Without you around –
I thought you didn’t believe in goodbye…

*Knocks*
Peter Pan,
Please, I know you’re in there.
My happy thought it has been lost.
They told me to forget you,
But I don’t want to.
Why is my love for you so wrong?

We said we were forever,
Just you and me –
Now, I can’t believe we’re through.

 But if you wanna scare the Wendy...
 I'll be there for you.

(- Tinker Bell -)

- Josie -