(Josie
Sayz: I have completed three of my eight diamond paintings. The aeroplane is
for Darren, as he takes me plane spotting every Sunday. The German Shepherds are
for Tracey H, as this is the breed of dog that she has. The French Bulldog is
for Tracey C, as this was her daughter’s dog, and I believe she used to own one
years ago too.
And finally some positive news, I have an interview next week on Thursday.
Okay, so I have had an interview at almost every single company in the entire
world, at this point, and I hardly ever get the job. I was once told by a
company that did not choose to hire me that if they could employ me based on me
having a heart of gold then they would have done. That lady is where my line, “When
having a heart of gold isn’t good enough, write your own happily ever after,”
comes from. But still, I actually have an interview. It is only for another
really small manufacturing company. The manufacture the coatings for mechanics
in modern day planes and old steam trains. It has to be better than a company
who only care that you exist if you have a partner or a child, and who
constantly accuse me of spreading HR information to the manufacturers.
The manufacturers know more HR
gossip than I do, and I sit next to the HR lady. I found out from the
manufacturers today that someone is suing the company, they have experience in
suing companies and the most immature bimbo I have ever had the indecency of meeting
is attending the court case as backup for the person suing the company. This is
the same bimbo who thinks that the word sausage is spelt, “sossig” and who I
had to explain to her how her body will know not to give birth to a worm or a
cat or a dog, when her and her fiancé decide to have a baby. People with such a
low IQ one) should never have children, but two) really do not deserve to have
a job.
I am not really intelligent. My
IQ is 136. I dated someone with an IQ of 154. I have also dated someone who
thought that they could correct my comma placements, when they were definitely
incorrect. There are very specific places that commas go. There is no arguing
about it. Different people cannot be correct. If you live in the UK, you follow
the Oxford comma, in addition to regular grammatical and structural commas.
Every clause has a comma. Every unnecessary word requires commas. Lists require
commas. I think before you date someone, couples are required to learn their
future spouse’s IQ. Some people obviously don’t mind dating someone who has no
idea how to cook anything that isn’t a microwave meal, doesn’t know how to wash
clothes, change a bed sheet or even look after themselves, but people like me
cannot abide those of low intelligence. I know I am not particularly intellectual,
but at least I can hold a somewhat decent sophisticated conversation.
Anyway, rant over. Here are my diamond paintings so far…)
- Josie -
