03 August 2020

MJs Hogwarts Journal Chapter 4

Tuesday 3rd September
At least this morning, already knowing our timetable, was easier to know what books I needed to carry for the day. First off was History of Magic. I honestly don’t see the point of writing about any of this class in here ever, because it was just so boring. It’s a good thing that we only have it twice a week (the other time is second on Thursdays). The one incredibly strange thing though, is that our professor is… well, he’s a ghost. His name is Professor Binns. He speaks in such a monotone voice; he really was boring me to sleep. Okay, so maybe the fact that I keep staying up late at night to write in here doesn’t help, but this guy really is something else. How anyone can possibly learn anything from him, I’ll never know. I guess it kind of annoyed me too that this lesson was a lot like the school lessons back home. There was absolutely no magic involved whatsoever. All it is, is this ghost droning on and on about stuff that no one probably even cares about anymore. So, it would be nice to learn a little bit more about the history of how witches and wizards came to be and why I have these powers, but my family don’t… it’s just Professor Binns is just so grrr! There we go, that’s a good word to describe him: grrr! Even strict Professor McGonagall would have been a much better choice than this guy.
I found out later (on the way to Transfiguration) from Jed and Blondie that Professor Binns used to be a teacher at Hogwarts years ago. Apparently, he fell asleep by the fire in the staffroom and somehow the fire grew and engulfed him. It seems kind of creepy that he supposedly had no idea about the fire and slept through the whole thing. By the time someone came to extinguish the fire it was the next morning and the ghost of Professor Binns just casually got up out of his armchair and went to his classroom to teach and he has been doing that ever since. It makes me shudder just thinking about it.

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Like I mentioned, after History of Magic we had our second instalment of Transfiguration. We didn’t get to use magic this time, which was a shame; although I am a little bit glad, because trying, but failing, to turn a matchstick into a needle so many times was so frustrating. By the end of Professor McGonagall’s last class, I think we were all nearly pulling our hair out. Today, however, it was all theory work. It is so complicated too. You have to pronounce everything too clearly and precisely. It’s funny, because Professor McGonagall gets really frustrated with Jed, because of his thick dialect. The spell that we were using yesterday involved saying the word, “Alteareh,” whilst swishing our wands from right to left in a sort of ‘U’ shape before tapping the object.
Professor McGonagall had taught us that the correct way to pronounce the spell was, “Al,” which rhymes with pal, “tear,” as in to cry, which rhymes with here and it ends in, “uh,” which kind of rhymes with the way you pronouncing a capital ‘D’. So it sounds like this: “Al-tear-uh.” But the way Jed says it; it sounds more like, “Al-tear-ah.” He gets the ‘Al’ bit right, but he pronounces the ‘tear’ bit like how you tear a piece of paper and he says the end syllable like how you pronounce a capital ‘A’. It’s so funny. This morning, Professor McGonagall spent over five minutes with Jed saying, “Al-tear-uh,” just to have him repeat his version over and over again. But what made it even more hysterical was that Jed couldn’t see the difference. As far as he knew, he was pronouncing the word exactly how the professor was. It was just his accent getting in the way. Oh, it was so funny. Then to make it even better, just before we left, Professor McGonagall turned her desk into a pig. I thought that my eyes were going to pop out of my head. I think she did it as a sort of incentive to get us to concentrate in her class and to do our homework (which she has already promised us loads of after our lesson tomorrow), then one day we’ll be able to turn our desks into pigs… well I’m not too sure about a pig, but I wouldn’t mind turning mine into a dog. That whole class definitely made up for our boring History of Magic lesson this morning.

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After lunch we had our second Charms class. This one was quite interesting. Professor Flitwick gave us a quick introduction as to one of the spells that we will be learning this year. “Now,” he said as he towered over us on top of his pile of books. “So that there isn’t any cheating between houses, like in the past, I am giving each house a different spell to learn first.” This kind of made his class seem like a competition. It made it more exciting too, to know that we were going to learn a charm before all of the other houses. “Like with all other spells, this one takes precise pronunciation.” Jed and I looked at each other when he said this and sniggered. “Are we ready? Your first charm is: Wingardium Leviosa. That’s win-gar-dee-um lev-ee-oh-sa. Now I want you to keep saying this. Without wands. I’ll be giving you your object to charm in due course. Just keep saying it boys and girls. Come on now, with me.” He looked around the room and raised his hands, signalling for us to join in with him.
“Wingardium Leviosa,” we all repeated in a bit of a jumble. It really was a mouthful to try and say. He got us to keep repeating it over and over whilst he went away to a little cupboard in the corner of the classroom.
I have to admit, this one seems a lot easier to say, even though it’s a lot longer. It’s actually pronounced exactly as it’s spelt too. So, when Professor Flitwick came back from his cupboard of mysterious lesson-related paraphernalia, he was carrying a stack of feathers. On his way back to his desk, he began handing one out to each of us. “This is what you will be using the charm that I just taught you on,” announced the professor as he returned to his spot on the top of his stack of books. “Now just give your wrist a little flick,” he said as he swiped his hand from left to right. “And say win-gar-dee-um lev-ee-oh-sa.” We all gasped as Professor Flitwick’s feather began to float in the air. He hadn’t actually told us what the charm was going to do, so to see this happen was super exciting and it made me even more determined to get it right.
After the count of three, Professor Flitwick got us all to try the Wingardium Leviosa charm. We tried and we tried, and we tried. This one was a lot more fun than trying to change a matchstick into a needle. I actually felt like my feather twitched a little. It was difficult to tell though because Crabbe and Goyle started blowing on everyone’s feathers to make people think that they had managed to actually do the charm. By the end of the class though, I was surprised to see that Blondie was the closest to actually succeeding. He managed to get his feather to hover a good couple of centimetres above the desk, before drooping back down. When the professor saw, he gave a little squeak of excitement and then broke into a round of applause. Although I was impressed, I couldn’t help but roll my eyes. This would only make Blondie’s ego expand.
I have to admit that I really like the idea of this spell. I know that I can’t do it just yet, but I have a feeling that this may be one of the first spells that I might actually be able to get my head around. How cool would it be to be able to make things float about in the air? I could make something float towards me, or away from me. Yes, I definitely need to learn this spell.

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The last lesson of the day was Defence Against the Dark Arts. The classroom was so far away from anywhere that we had ever been in the castle. Okay, so we have only been here two days, but still. I was scared of getting lost. The whole class was lost. We had all gone together from Professor Flitwick’s Charms lesson to try and find our Defence Against the Dark Arts classroom. I swear, if I had been on my own, I would have cried. It was so difficult to find. It must be the furthest possible classroom from the Slytherin Dungeon that exists in the whole school. I was scared at first that we would never find it with how far away we kept going. Then, once we got there, I was worried that we would never find our way back again – it is a good job that Defence Against the Dark Arts was our last lesson for the day.
To find the classroom we had to go up a staircase with steps that weren’t really there. Some, no, most of the steps were an illusion (like Ivy warned us about the other night). When you put your foot on the step, it disappeared, and your foot just fell through. It was so scary. In fact, absolutely terrifying is the word for it. My heart thudded against my chest the entire time and my palms got so sweaty that I was scared of dropping something down the hole in the stairs. Your foot just drops into a hole and you go down with it. Luckily, I only fell through once, but poor Priscilla fell four times. I’m glad that wasn’t me, but I can guarantee you that it will be next time. I know that sounds mean of me, but it was the scariest things I think I have ever had to do. I will never be able to remember which steps disappear.
We eventually found our classroom at the top of a winding staircase. Our teacher was the man that I saw talking to Professor Snape in ‘The Leaky Cauldron’. He was still wearing the same dusty-mauve coloured turban and sash that I saw him wearing at ‘The Leaky Cauldron’ and at the welcoming feast the other night. He appeared to be wearing the same marled-grey suit that he was wearing at the feast too. I wonder if all of the teachers here have an endless supply of clothing in the same colour. That seems like an interesting idea: find an outfit that you love and buy loads of it. Or maybe witches can wash and dry their clothes instantly. Now that would be a cool spell to learn. You wouldn’t need a washing machine or washing powder or fabric softener. You wouldn’t have to hang your clothes out on the washing line either and have all of your neighbours see your underwear. Okay, I really need to learn this spell.
So, back to Defence Against the Dark Arts. The pale-faced, purple-turban-wearing professor was named Quirrell. I actually felt sorry for him. It’s like he was scared of… well, everything. As we filed into the classroom he jumped, twitching his head towards the door. He stuttered all the while and at times his hands shook so much that he couldn’t even hold his wand out steady. And this guy was going to teach us self-defence? What happened to him? Some guy in our class, I think his name is Blaise Zabini, said that Professor Quirrell used to be really brave, but he took a year out and supposedly fought against vampires. Blaise also said than an African prince supposedly gave Quirrell his turban as a favour for getting rid of a zombie-type beast. It’s rumoured that Professor Quirrell is hiding a stash of garlic inside his turban to warn away the vampires that he encountered during his absence from Hogwarts. The story sounded rather far-fetched to me, but then again what do I know about the wizarding world? It does explain the classroom’s stench of garlic though… and why Professor Quirrell is so jumpy. I guess something really bad must have happened to him on his travels that scarred him for life. The poor guy.
“Now st, st, students,” stuttered the professor from his desk. “I must w, w, warn you that there, there, there are many, many evils of the wizarding world… although I d, dare say being Slytherins you’d know all about, a-all about the d, d, d-Dark Lord.” There were many gasps from around the room. Even I found myself holding my breath. This was the first teacher to mention such things and to assume that all of our families were pure-blood Slytherins too by the seems of things.
Professor Quirrell turned his back to us as he faced the board. Picking up a piece of chalk, he wrote the phrase, “Basic Defence,” on the board before spinning around on his heels to face us. “Now he wore a huge smile. It was a really warm and sweet smile, definitely not forced. “Right, now I am h, here to train you,” he told us before asking for a volunteer to step up in front of the class and assist him with a demonstration. A guy in our class named Trevor shot his hand in the air.
“I’ll do it professor,” he cheered. No doubt he was hoping to show off in front of the trembling teacher.
“Okay, okay,” chuckled Professor Quirrell, as he appeared to be oblivious to Trevor’s game. “Come on up. And bring your w, w, wand. It’s the most important part.” After asking for Trevor’s name, Professor Quirrell asked him to place his wand where he usually keeps it on his person and to face the rest of the class. Trevor obeyed. Tossing a fallen part of his sash back over his shoulder, the professor circled Trevor. While he did, Quirrell arched his finger around his chin and hummed. “Arh hah!” he laughed. “The, the, this dear Trevor,” he said as he whipped Trevor’s wand out from his back pocket. “This is very sloppy, v-very sloppy indeed. How easy for, for your opp-ponent to steal. Again,” ordered the professor as he turned his back.
With the professor’s back turned, a thin line creased Trevor’s forehead while he tried to find a new place to hide his wand. His eyes widened as he slid his wooden stick up his sleeve. “Okay,” Trevor announced, once he was certain that his wand was securely hidden. The professor spun around and began circling Trevor, who stood with his chest pressed out and a smug grin on his face.
“Hmm… a cocky one, are we?” said Quirrell with a grin. “Walk up and down p, please.” I can’t quite put my finger on what it was that had changed about him, but you could tell that the spark in Trevor’s eyes had gone. His smile looked more forced too. Yet he appeared determined not to let it show as he strolled towards the back of the classroom. As Trevor passed me, I noticed that he had balled his hands into fists, keeping a tight grip on the cuffs of his cloak sleeves. Making his way back to the front of the classroom Trevor held his grin as Professor Quirrell held out a hand to him. “Congratulations b, boy. I’d like t’ sh, sh, shake your hand.” I found myself biting my bottom lip as Trevor extended his hand. The professor grabbed Trevor’s right hand with his own, before slapping his left hand over the top. Their handshake was very vigorous. Professor Quirrell rapped his hand up and down so hard and fast that I swear I thought he was going to shake Trevor’s arm off. “Well, well done dear Trevor… oh!” said the professor with a grin as Trevor’s wand slid from his sleeve. “What’s this?” Wow! A sarcastic teacher! Now that was funny. I bet he knew where Trevor’s wand was the whole time, that’s why he made him walk up and down, to try and get the wand to fall sooner. Brilliant!
However, the whole hiding of the wand exercise did start to make me worry: where am I supposed to keep my wand? Where is a safe place? Luckily, Professor Quirrell spent the rest of the lesson telling us how best to keep our wands safe from, ‘The enemy,’ as he kept wording it. He also started rambling on about vampires and the living undead, which was a little creepy. But, I did find out where the best place was to keep my wand. Inside my robes there is actually a really narrow, vertical pouch on the left-hand side on the torso. I’ve got my wand in there now. I guess it does make for easy access. You can just throw your hand into your robes and whip out your wand. That’ll be a cool idea, once I actually know how to cast a spell. I’m getting there. I’m getting there! I’m kind of confused as to where I’m going to keep my wand when I’m not wearing my robes though, like after lessons are over, and on the weekends when we don’t need to wear our uniform.

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I was hoping to sit and talk with Josie this afternoon, but she had her Flying lesson straight after classes. I did manage to catch her in the Great Hall at dinner time, but she told me that she was in a rush to try and get some homework done before her Astronomy class at midnight. She’s so lucky getting to do both of those classes already. I’ve got my Flying lesson tomorrow and Astronomy on Thursday. Even though I’m looking forward to flying, so that I can imitate the cartoon of Samantha at the opening credits to ‘Bewitched’, I’m actually really scared. Every time I think about it, my stomach spirals and my head spins. I don’t like heights. Oh, how on Earth did I think I was going to be able to fly if I can’t stand being off the ground? I think I’m going to need Josie’s help on this one. At least I have Herbology with her second lesson tomorrow, so I’ll be able to talk to her about it then.

- Josie -

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